Tan Mom Burns Your Ears with New Single

Tan Mom Burns Your Ears with New Single

New Jersey’s Patricia Krentcil, the infamous “Tan Mom,” has traded the tanning bed for the recording studio, at least for the time being, with equally disasterous results.

The Rap/dance track “It’s Tan Mom,” is now avaialable on Itunes, and you’re welcome to this mess.

This is the sort of thing I imagine they play over and over in an Al Quida interrogation cell in order to ‘encourage’ prisoners to talk. After hearing it once I was willing to confess to damn near anything if it would just end.

Something tells me the world at large is not yet down with the newer, lighter shades of Tan Mom. Next stop, cameos and reality TV.

Obscurity can’t get here soon enough.