Caffiends

Boris Dogovitch

Swamp Cabbage Records, 2012

Florida’s Caffiends sound like the best band on otherwise shit bill on a Saturday night, in a small town, third rate venue doing punk shows, because they’re too 
lazy to try and book a classic rock act. You’re going to have to sit through, I mean, suffer through, at least 2 half-assed bands that don’t know the first thing about performing. And when Caffiends come on, it’ll be a breath of fresh air, both welcome and unexpected.

They are giving away a download of this release, with the extra punk double parenthesed “(Life’s a) Salad (And You’re Gonna Toss It)” and you’d be stupid not to download it.

“Coffee Mug” ought to be available as a Starbucks download, because besides the obvious reasons, it’d give the under caffeinated an immediate goose of adrenaline with an extra shot of attitude.

You have to appreciate someone who would so candidly and proudly declare, “I’d make the same mistakes each time,” on “It’s a Time Machine, Asshole!”

This is a band that’s used to working hard and being completely under appreciated. Every time someone discovers this minor bit of brilliance, the band members get to gloat about how they ought to be rich. And they really ought to. Gloat and be rich.

Download it here or you’ll only have your shitty day to blame on just you. http://caffiendsfl.bandcamp.com/releases