Funeral Kab Quit Yelling Long Enough to Answer These Questions

Funeral Kab are Noisey, angry, from Texas and one of them agreed to speak with us about all the usual nonsense we always ask. Much like pornography, Music interviews are all kind of the same, except sometimes the performers change and sometimes the performers even seem interested,

Here, Möist Märk, the appointed Funeral Kabbie, agrees to answer some of the pressing questions of the day, and does so with gusto!

You’ve been warned . . . .

Do you recall the moment you first wanted to pick up an instrument?
Möist Märk– I’ve always thought it looked cool since I was a kid, everyone thinks that. But I didn’t start playing until I was 26 years old.

Which musician (living/dead/other) would you most like to share a stage with and what song would you most like to jam on?
Möist Märk–Maybe Beethoven or Mozart… jamming out to Louie Louie.

Name of your new project you feel compelled to plug?
Möist Märk–Worthless Humans, it’s heavy hardcore punk.

Your favorite thing/song from the new/forthcoming release?
Möist Märk– The subliminal messages when played backwards.

Most absurd thing you’ve been asked at a show?
Möist Märk–I’m usually the one asking the absurd questions.

When you get around to writing your rock opera and/or concept album, what subject will be the focus your intense personal examination?
Möist Märk–Boobs

Absurd thing you plan to buy with your first million dollar royalty check?
Möist Märk–Insurance.

Best reason we should listen to your music?
Möist Märk–Because it’s fucking awesome and it delivers a message to the kids…

Finish this sentence, Funeral Kab is the perfect soundtrack for _________”
Möist Märk–Vintage porn.